Post number three: the third post

Here's the Capt'n.

So, I feel inclined to post something right now, being that the three of us are initiating this whole operation here, but I'm afraid I'm going to be a useless source for quippy quips and regurgitated observations tonight. My stomach is too full of coffee, my brain rattling with music, and am just overall too mentally incapacitated to divulge any sort of interesting material. But, here I am, proclaiming my existence. I promise I'll put my two cents in when the concentration mechanism in my cranium decides to stop burping and sputtering all over the joint.

Maybe I can just tell you that I have been noticing more and more people lately who need to rethink their pants.

Peas haute.